Don't ever write a blog post about what a good sleeper your baby is.
Never.
Because if you do you will be cursed and the day after you publish that post your baby will no longer sleep through the night and might, in fact, start waking up 3 or 4 times a night wanting to eat and burp and have a diaper change and coo at you for hours on end.
And then you will be exhausted!
I, of course, am an experienced parent
and would not be so quick to brag on my kid.
Nope, not me.