Walmart Line

Picture this scene....
Me, Gavin, Abe and Ella in the busy Walmart line, within earshot of 20 other people.
Abe: "Mom look I found a great booger in my nose"
Me: "Ok, hold on while I find a tissue" (digging furiously in my bag for a tissue or wipe)
Abe: "Mom what should I do with it?"
Me: "Hold on" (still digging furiously in my bag for a tissue or wipe)
Abe: "Maybe I can eat it"
Me: "NO! Hold on" (still digging furiously in my bag for a tissue or wipe)
Abe: "Nevermind Mom, I just put it back in my nose!"